Skateboarding

   
 This is Tony Hawk  This is me

As you can see, they are not the same person.

Tony Hawk is an American whizz kid skateboarding champion, whilst I am a startlingly good-looking British male model. So why the confusion? Yet, each week I receive email from young people from all over the world congratulating me on my skateboarding prowess and asking advice on how to do various manoeuvres.

Below are some emails I have received and my rather mischievous replies. My replies listed below them. 

Dear Tony
U r teh uber seckzorz
U r sew good at skating
I rally just wan be lyke u
How much do u make in a centurysz?
from lil

Oh dear. And it started so well too. 'Dear Tony'. Splendid opening. Just kind of went downhill from there, didn't it?
DEAR TONY HAWK CAN I HAVE YOUR AUDAGRAPH?

Dear Austin,

You can have my Audagraph just as soon as we can get it fixed and running properly. As you will be aware, the Audagraph is a complex piece of machinery and needs constant oiling and I'm afraid that I have been rather remiss with this of late. As for your ambition to 'live in Beverly Hills' when you grow up, I urge you to begin the growing up process forthwith.

TH
Hello.

Im a fan of yours becuase my friend called Chris knows you.Do you know him?He lives in london.I live in england,melton keyens.

From a fan named James

James,


There must be some mistake. There are no people in London called Chris. I went out all day yesterday and asked around. Very disappointing. No 'Chris'es at all.
Perhaps you've got me mixed up with the Uruguayan politician Chesney Hawkes?



TH
hi
tony my names william i was wandering if you could find me some cheats for "Tony Hawks pro skater 3" because i have tried some websites and i cant find any that work soif you can do that i'll be ever so grateful thanks
WILLIAM

William,
The best 'cheat' is to go to a store, find Pro Skater 3 and then leave the shop without paying for it. If they catch you, just say that I said it was OK.
TH

PS. Remember that prison life can be hard.
Hi tony my name is justin coon. I skate too. your my biggest fan. I want to meet yo some time. so how your kids, and hows your neck. well bye know.

Justin,
I must make this clear: I am not your biggest fan. I don't know you from Adam, and the chances are that if I did, I would still find you a somewhat unimpressive figure.

TH.
hey tony hawk like to say your the best my skate broad got broken when i was grinding on a pole could u send me a extra broad

cody

Cody,
If there are any extra broads going - then I shall keep them to myself.

TH
When did you get inspired to skateboarding.

Karla, age 10

Karla,
Last Thursday at 4.30pm

TH
When did you get inspired to skateboarding.

Karla, age 10

Karla,
Last Thursday at 4.30pm

TH
How long did it take to land the 900?

mr.me

Mr. You
Ages. Air traffic control made me circle Heathrow for forty minutes.

TH
Tony u is my number 1 fan I love the sk8ing you rox I loved the 9000 wot u did when r u coming to wigan I want to see u demo in wigan soon can I have ur autograph?

I am not your number one fan and I'm certainly not coming to Wigan.
TH
Dear Tony
I think you are cool, and my sister does too. Would you teach me some tricks? I really want to become a good skateboarder. How do you make a half-pipe? How old were you when you started skateing? How old were you when you learned how to do a kick flip? Do you ever come to Meigs County, Ohio to a skate park called Skatetopia? If so, would you let me know the next time you plan on being there.

Your biggest fan,
DiJaun

DiJaun,
My, what a lot of questions. For answers, see below.
Q: Would you teach me some tricks? A: No
Q: How do you make a half-pipe? A: Take a whole pipe and cut it down the middle.
Q: How old were you when you started skateing? A: None of your business
Q: How old were you when you learned how to do a kick flip? A: I'm not telling you.
Q: Do you ever come to Meigs County, Ohio to a skate park called Skatetopia? A: No.
Q: If so, would you let me know the next time you plan on being there. A: You can rest assured, I shan't be there.

Now, there you are. Still like me? I doubt it.

TH
Salut tony. Je suis français et j'aimerai bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom je suis un de tes plus grand fans avec mes amis on fait que parler de toi et on t'adore et j'aimerais bien avoir une board dédicacé a ton nom.

Merci d'avance

Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse. l'on y danse. La plume de ma tante. Comme ci, comme ca.

Thierry Henry.
dear;tony hawk i love urr skatin it was cool when u and bam margera skated together. my name is tony 2 im tony morgan.your one of my best skate boarders.do u have a screen name i do it is pimpskater188 if u do have one tell me it.i am a ok skater im 10 but i started skatin wen i was 5.i am learnen new tricks bye the minute.i can do a lot of tricks.i mostly skate vert but i still like street. im better at vert becuase i have a huge half pipe in my back yard im the only brave guy in the house to drop in on it.and my brothers 13 almost 14.but he's mostly street any way.i want to be a pro like u when i grow up.i also like playin basketballi play every year.my team one the playoffs and got a trophie.do u like basket ball? i cant wait till you send me back i want to no a lot aboat skate boarding and stuff.i have a world indistries pro deck right now. and im eather goin 2 get a girl bam or a flip board next maybe even a hawk board.i spend most of my days skatin.i skate board when ever i get the chance.every friday at the church across from the junier high there is a skatin thing from 630 till 830 or 9.00 oclock.there is ramps half pipes lots of them theres gaps from 1 half pipe to the next.theres wicked cool grinds some are goin of the half pipes.u got 2 go its awesome.i always go there.rondy molen mite be goin.how mutch do u get payed for skate boarding?

Bloody hell, you do go on.

TH
hi tony, i wear a thong to sk8 sometimes.. do you think it'll make me better? i'm ate years old. can you teach me a backflip? do you get lots of woman? i saw a boobie once. maybe we can sk8 sometimes, you could kinda show me the ways of being a man, and what to do with my manly.. my momy says i'll find out one day

bye, you're biggest fan in the whole world

shane st

Shane,
I'm no angel but I have standards. And one of them is not showing 'ate' year olds the ways of being a man, and what to do with their manlys. Sorry.

TH
Dear Tony, I have been skateboarding for a couple years now. I am a girl. and i am sponsered by STOKED. And i also met you when u were filming the movie the NEW GUY. but u probley dont remember me. this is a gay question but how can u get noticed for skateboarding. like how did u become so famous and get noticed and all that?

-audrey-

Audrey,
I don't answer gay questions. Especially from girls. It wouldn't be right.

TH
hey. i was wondering i can ollie pretty high and kickflip and heelflip and pop shove-it. i know ollies are overrated, but i cant do anything moving. do you have any tips?

chris

Hi Chris,
Yes, I have some tips. Lean back more and keep your elbows in.

TH
I want to learn some of your tricks.

And who, pray, is stopping you?

TH
yo yo yo mr hawks iz in da heeeeyzeus!

U rok da bom 4 reel.

Now come on. You're just being silly.

TH
hi can you send me tips

yes. Here are two. Don't stand downwind of flatulent people, and try not to get involved in leapfrogging unicorns.

TH
hey tony!

I like tony hawks underground.I skate myself and i must say i cannot ollie.How is it done?Cheers for reading.
Samuel

Samuel,
I like the way you finish your mail. 'Cheers for Reading'. At last someone else who appreciates this much maligned town. Reading is a wonderful place with an excellent one way system, efficient libraries, and a number of fine grass verges. On top of that, it is well-served by the M4 motorway, so it has easy access to places which are much, much nicer.

Goodbye

TH
CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO A KICK FLIP . DEREK

Dear Derek,
No.
TH
CAN YOU SPONSOR ME MY NAME IS DEREK.

Dear Derek,
No.
TH
hi tony how did u earn your stripes

by doing a paper round
hey men how are you doing I just lerned how to do a olle I am trying to lern how to do a KICK FLIP

I can't tell you how relieved that makes me.
hey darlin y do u tink ur so gd?

u not!

av seen so many ppl like u n ur all tink u own da place!

y do u make ur games so gd? shame bout da man bhind them!


rite bk soon ur biggest fans lewis n paddy

xXx

Goodness me. And you reckon you're my biggest fans? What do you write to people you don't like?

TH
hows the skateboarding doin

ur work is very gud and i bet the pay is gud to

u should do more thing with bam u to r great

can i have ur autograph please

sean

a budding fan

Sean,
What does that mean? Budding fan? I'm not interested in budding fans. I only want contact with people who have got all their budding out of the way and are ready to be fully fledged, committed fans.


Please get in touch after you've successfully budded. (Best done in a dark room with a glass of water standing by.)

TH
tony,

will you ever retire from skate boarding

how hard was it to do the 900

who is your favorit skate boarder

your fan

Justin

Justin,
? This is a question mark. Don't be afraid of it.

Now answers to your queries:

Will I ever retire from skate boarding?
Only when I can slide along on the thing without falling off and bashing my knee.

How hard was it to do the 900?
Quite hard. Especially since around 750 of them said 'no' at first. I needed to be very persuasive.

Who is your favorit skate boarder?
He's dead now, but it used to be Harry Secombe.
Hi Tony i am your best fan.

On the contrary. There are several better than you. Actually, you'd be surprised at how low you rate.

TH
My name is Dylan and I am a fourth grade student at Elementary School in Arden, North Carolina. I am collecting information about you and your life to include in a Biographical Research Report, and would like to know more about you. Could you please email me and tell me more about your life?
I would like to know where you were born, what made you want to become a skateboarder, what type of education do you have, and what did you have to do in order to become so well known????? Etc.,etc., etc. ......
This will really help me with my report if you will answer my email. Thank you soooooooooo much!
Dylan

Dylan,
I think that your Elementary school is clearly too elementary.

Tony
dude i love your site its propper bo a tell the!

Yes. Just a guess, but am I right in thinking that English isn't your best subject at school?
Zielig hoor, jezelf een beetje voordoen als Tony Hawk in die mailtjes. Volgens mij ben je gewoon gefrustreerd dat je Tony HawkS heet en niet Tony Hawk. Jij hebt zeker een indentiteitsprobleem. Sterkte ermee, en moge je ooit nog terecht komen in je eigen ego.

I think it's important that you know that I'm fluent in Dutch and I resent your comments. I have never on any occasion, even on special birthdays, worn matching mittens and corduroys. (Though don't think it hasn't been tempting)

TH
Tony You Rule!
you are better than mat hoffman!!!!

Couldn’t agree more. I’ve never liked the man.

TH
Tony i am your number one fan.Pleas give me some good advice about skateboarding and tips to.You are very professional about skateboarding.okey thats all bye.

I’m afraid you are rather presumptious to claim to be my number one fan. I’m afraid you have dropped three places this week to no 247.

TH
WILL FLORIDA BE INCLUDED IN ANY OF YOU TOURING EVENTS??

IF SO, WHICH CITIES.

THANKS WILLIE

Florida, no. Bexhill-on-sea, yes. Any use to you?

TH
i am ur absolute biggest fan, not just in da world but in da whole wide world. ive been debating with my friends about board length. i know u reckon shorter boards are best for scones and suchlike but I've got one of those mini granary loaves to cut and it would seem to suit an in-betweeny sized board. its much bigger than a scone but much smaller than a regular loaf my mom only has a big board and a small board. do u know where i can get a middle sized board that would be just right, like the porridge in cinderella?

respect atcha,

kat
-x-

ps. my mom makes me sleep in a drawer.

Good to hear my length is being debated.

Please clarify what the difference is between 'da world' and 'da whole wide world'

TH
hey this travis i love to skateboard it is so cool and fun if you can email me back.

Travis,
I like your songs, particularly driftwood. Just out of a matter of interest, is your skateboard made of driftwood? It would give that song new meaning more me if it was.

TH
yo wats sup my man your are my idool

I'm not happy about this. I don't want to be anyone's idool.

TH
Dear Tony

My name is Johnny Webb.I live outside Vancover at ***** Street,Surrey,BC,.

I am eight years old and I would like to have a poster of you.

Please can you tell me how much it will cost.

THANK YOU from Johnny.

Dear Johnny,
Posters come in at two prices. Exorbitant: @ $455, and Bloody Extortionate: @$17950.
Glue or Blue Tak is extra.

I look forward to receiving your lovely lolly.

TH
HI

I LIKE YOUR CHARACTER I AM FROM MALTA AND I AM A SKATEBOARDER

Thank you. You sound like a nice character too, although frankly I haven't got much to go on. You're Maltese and you like skateboarding. That's all I know.


I feel a bit cheated really.

TH
Dear Tony,you are my favourite skater.I went to the huckjam.It was great.I like you so much that at the huckjam I wanted to run down the stares and meat you.From Jason.
Jason,

I don't let anybody 'meat me' anymore. The last time was too painful. Also, you should know that it is dangerous to 'run down the stares.' If people are staring, just let them. They'll get bored eventually and it's not big or clever to run them down.

TH
Tony what was your first ever trick you did and what was your favourite trick you ever did?

Liam

Liam,
I've stopped turning tricks since they cleaned things up around Kings Cross.

You probably wouldn't want to know what the trick was.

TH
hi im corey you are my hero and I wont a poster

Hi im tony and i wont to share a bath with angelina jolie. are u able to help at all?
can you send me a copy of tony hawk 2 please

No
yo dude waz up man have you been in a comp lately send me one plez

sk8

thismakesabsolutelynosenseatallyoureallyneedtogetabasicgraspofpunctuationandsentencestructure
HI TONY WAT UP?

ME AND MY M8 JAMES FINK U R A GR8 SKATER AND SUMDAY WE WANT TO BE LIKE U. WE R THE VEST SK8ERS AROUND. MY NAME IS ANDY. PLZ WRITE BAK

Andy,
What do you mean when you say 'WE R THE VEST SK8ERS AROUND'? What is a vest skater? Is it cool to skate in a vest?
Think again.

TH
hey Tony

I' a beginner at sk8ing and I was wondering if you can send me a deck of one of yours because all of my friends say that all of the boards that I like "they suck" but if I can get a board from you they will say it won't suck because you are my anti-drug!!

Jacob

Jacob,
I'm afraid I cannot accept that I am your 'anti-drug'. I'm not even your Auntie Doug. (She was a funny woman.)

TH
I am called ralphy I am 12 years old. Would you tell me how to do a vairl flip.

Ralphy,
What a fab name. More people should be called Ralphy in my view. But not so many that it became really confusing. (One in eight would be more than enough)

Re the vairl flip; here's what to do.

1) Lean forward holding the egg in your left hand
2) Recite the poem at considerable volume
3) Lean back
4) Throw up
5) Apologise to those around you.

It's always worked for me.

TH
Bout ye big guy!!!!! Tone, I'm like ur bigest fan.i'm 9yrs old and bin sk8ing for like 2 yearsur amazing man, u rock dude i am your biggestt fan i gotta go luv will

Will,
We should hook up some time. You seem exactly my type of guy. It would be nice to sit down over a sherry and discuss Proust, listen to poetry and do the odd 'ollie' if the fancy takes us. I'll be in touch.

Possibly

TH
hola soy un skater y soy de cantabria y tenmos nuestro grupo de skaters cntx rapido

Who are you calling a ‘cntx’? How rude. I do my best you know

TH
You suck poo

I do not. Call me old fashioned but I suck the occasional sweet and leave it at that.

TH
To Tony I have some things I want to tell you how much skate boards do have? How old are you? How much skate parks have you been to? Oh and show me some of the pictures of parks you have been to thanks from; your best friend Andrew have a nice time skate boarding.

Dear Andrew,
Here are the answers to your questions.
1) I have 2 skateboards. One for each foot.
2) I am 84 years old.
3) I have been to no skate parks, which feels like the correct number.

TH
Dear Tony,
My nephew Nicky loves skateboarding but refuses to wear the safety equipment when he does it outside of the skateboarding parks. I would appreciate it if you let him know how important it is to wear the safety gear. He just turned 11 years old. I appreciate anything you can do to persuade him to be safe when he is skateboarding.
Sincerely,
Michele

Dear Michele,
It's always a good idea to wear a condom. I always do, certainly when I'm outside a skateboard park. I shall try to persuade your nephew to do so, but since I don't know who he is - or indeed where his, it'll be tough. Fingers crossed though.

TH
just wanted to say thanks for taking the time out to sign our son's skate board. Andrew (our son) and Mark (his father) were the ones waiting for you at the hotel in Washington, DC. It meant a lot to Andrew. He said your really nice (he said you said "no worries dude"). He'll never forget it!!

Mark and Andie

Dear Mark and Andie,
I am delighted to learn that saying something as superficial as 'no worries dude' can leave people convinced that I'm a great chap. Things have generally picked up for me since I started saying that instead of 'piss off and leave me alone.' I guess you live and learn.

TH
hey sup man i have this ninja trutle flat skateboard but i can't do anything on it and people when i ride by on it call me a fag do you think you can help me not be a fag anymore?Then maybe sometime i chould come over to your house and bring some peanut butter and jelly sandwitchs and you can get the star wars movies!!!

Believe me, coming round my house with peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches to watch a film isn't necessarily going to help you lose the
'fag' tag.

TH
get in toch with me from aaron. 2 ***** ave bristol.

Aaron,
You're a very bossy young man, aren't you?
TH
Hey Tony,
I just wanted to say you and your son were awesome today at the Tony Hawks boom boom huck jam!
Good luck to you and your son by the way, I hope your son grows up to be pro like you!

You better watch your son cause all the girls might go for him he is a cutie but too young for me!!!

Always Jessy 14 years old!
PS- I've always been a big fan to you and always will cause I wish I was as good as you!!! Is a flip a good board to start out with?

Dear Always Jessy,
Good name, and so much better than 'All ways Jessy' which has unsavoury connotations. Thanks you for the kind words about me and my son. I have to confess I was unaware that I had any male offspring, but there you go - you learn something every day.

Look forward to meeting you at the next 'Tony Hawks Boom Boom Huck Jam'. These are proving very popular and they are a lot of fun to host. I'm particularly pleased to see that this time around home made marmalade sales were up on last year's event.

TH
Can you send me some cheats for TH 3 as I have just brought it for my cousin and yo poo stain

Let me deal with this mail in two parts. Firstly;
Can I send you some cheats for TH3? Well, no, not really. I have no address and no inclination.
Secondly, you say that you have bought it for your cousin and yo poo stain. Well, I don't know how to react to this. But it doesn't sound good. Have your cousin eat more solids.

TH
yo wats sup my man your are my idool

I'm not happy about this. I don't want to be anyone's idool.

TH
Good day Tony, well more skateboarder it!

They are my favourite Tony, which weaves itself far over other higher indications such as Blair, which the strange involved one involved in this involvation, but the type of orignal you are, the Mr. Hawk best. Can you teach me as the kind, among them monospecial complete it all levels certain revolutions, without falling again to the fraud? I would like to know likewise, which good indications of a carrot hardened. Thanks in advance well at you the Mike

Dear Mike,
Stop taking drugs.

Right now.

TH
sup toneeeeeeee!!

hey d00d u r the coolest sk8R ever! I know you probly get told that 10x a day, but I had to say it. anyway ill get to the point. Can you sent me a new deck? I just brok mine and my mom wont get me on :( :( so can you! thanx!

First off, don't call me toneeeeeeee!! It pisses me off.

Re sending you a new deck. What kind of deck do you want. Teak or mahogany?

TH
dear tony hawk i hate u u know why beause my wish is about u coming to my city and my wish do not come so ilike u before but now i hate u

This is not as disappointing for me as you might think.

TH
Teach me to do the 009 or the 900. To me you are the nuber 1 skate border . You are grate. call me at( 937)-746-**** I will be looking forwend to it . Alls i wont is a frend tats cool .

All I can teach you is the 999. And the sooner you call it the better.

TH
yo whats up your my favorite skater. I'm a beginner i can only do the ollie but i am working on the cannonball. My baord got run over by the mail man but it did not breck. How do you do the kick flip ? I've only been to askate park once and it had a really crapy fun box. I know you've hurt your self pretty bad but i've only thrashed my ankle. yo can you e-mail me back.

Hello there. very good to hear from yo. Sorry to hear about the incident with the mail man. I'm very glad to hear that your baord did not breck. Yo experience in the skate park sounds disappointing but frankly I'm not surprised. Most of them have crapy fun boxes. That's just the way it is.


Regards

TH

PS. I wouldn't thrash your ankle any more. Let's face it, that's a silly way to carry on.
Dear tony.hey I i`m watching your show that is talking about you.......... and in reality I will probally be a ranger.or a skateboarder.but if my friend will teach me he`s like the 3rd good skateboarder in my neighborhood..........but if you could come down to my house in palmharbor FL. USA.....if you could come down we could rent a movie like black hawk down or something. well got to go cya.............................

Yes, we could rent a movie, couldn't we. I'll definitely bear that in mind if I'm ever down Palmharbor way. But it is a long way to go when there's a Blockbusters at the end of my road.

TH
hi all.can you please send me some trick tipsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Conceal the six of spades up your sleeve.

TH
Will you e-mail this back to me how do you get flexie board to make a skateboarding ramp. from Brett, a fan . You are the best skateboarder Tony Hawk.

Dear Brett,
In my experience you cannot get a flexie board to make a skateboarding ramp. It doesn't matter how much you shout at the bloody things, they simply will not respond. The bottom line is - flexie boards are just no good at making things. Tradesmen are a much better bet.

TH
Hey Tony,
What is better a long board or a short board?
From Chris

Dear Chris,
A long board if you're cutting a big loaf, and a short one if you're mainly dealing with scones and such-like.

TH
hoi ik vind je cooll schijf terug

Thank you very much indeed. I agree, it is impressive - although I didn't realise it was so visible in the lycra shorts.

TH
hey man ur a gr8 sk8r u real cool u know u da best eva i wanna b like u

paul

Paul,
I don't think you do want to be like me - because if you were like me, you'd be irritated by people who write sk8r instead of skater. It doesn't really save any time and it's ugly on the eye.

See you L8r

TH
u fukkin rok man - i wanna be as sik as you

Yes, well you're off to a good start.

TH
Hey Tony....man, you are one helluva skater...I want to be just like you when I get older. Wow.

- Doris

Doris,
If you really want to be just like me when you're older you'll need to undergo considerable surgery.

TH
tony

How do you do kick flips?

In a safari suit, mostly.

TH
YOU ARE THE MOST ASOME SK8R EVER!!!! SERIOUSLY YOU ROCK!! DUDE I LOVE YOU!! I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO SK8ING WITH ME ON SATERDAY!!!

MONKEY

Unfortunately I have a rule not to skate with monkeys on a Saturday. I set that day aside for geese only.

TH
dear Tony Hawk,
I am a 15 year old high school sophmore. I want to learn how to do a kick flip. Can you give me any pointers? Thanks.
Chris

Chris,
What a bugger! I just gave my last pointer away. Sweet little pup, nicest one in the litter in my opinion.

TH
hey tony my man,
wats up
i b staking like a mother foker yo man can you tell me how to ramp of my house bcuz i want to be real cool like your game and it is cool your game is cool. wat is it lik e to be the collest skatborder on the planet. Yo man i played your game and it is the coolist. I can grind but i bet that i kant grind like you can. what is the secret to cookin up the best olly?
your man yuppy
ZELDAdawg

Dear Mr Dawg,
I'm sorry to hear that you are staking like a mother foker - this must be most distressing for you.

TH (The collest skatborder on the planet)
hey tony you rock your one of my faviorute people you are the worlds best skater when i grow up i want to be a pro skater as well i can kick flip i can heel flip i can ollie thirty centermeters i am the best skater in my class and yesterday i landed a melon see you later bye
(P.S.please write back)

You landed a melon?

I'm sorry, but I don't believe you.

TH
ALL UR GAMES ARE COOL. AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE THE NEW TONY HAWKS 5 GAME T.H.U.G. AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT IM GETTIN IT FOR DEFFINENT!!!!!!!!.

Hello there,
Glad to hear that you are going to get the T.H.U.G. game. I am very proud of it. I am also pleased that you are going to get it for Deffinent. Deffinent is a nice lad, and people very rarely get him presents. Well done.
T.H.
hi tony,
how do you grind?
Andrew,11

Cautiously, and when no-one's watching.
TH
dear tony hawk, please can you help me with pro skater 4, i am stuck on 2 goals, they are grind the blockers in san francisco level and runes pro challenge cant get past the egg plant on the cell block roof i cant get enough height. that is the last two i have left until i have completed all 190 challenges,
p.s. what happens after you complete it?
thank you George age 7

George,
I am not surprised that you aren't tall enough to get past the egg plant on the cell block roof. You are only seven years old. My advice is that you wait till you're fifteen and then have another go.
After you complete the challenge your life just becomes a void, so I wouldn't hurry.
Regards
T.H.
hello toony hawwk
iam your bestest fan and i would like an autograph from you i respect you and your abillities to sk8 and fuck all the sons of whores who badmouth you fuck them all i sincerely hope they suck cock in hellnow back to why i love you you can 900 you invented skateboarding you invented the kickflip and you frontside grabbed kickfliped and frontside flipppped the wallenburg that was coll i saw it in the globe opinion video and i saw you in the girl skateboards video Yeahright also i wanted to ask you if you could help me get good ive been skating for 3 years and have failed to ollie i fall all the time and i need your help i was told to ollie you put your frontfoot on the noose and your back on the tail and then press on the nose then the tail really quickly any way mail your tips

Dear Lord Rothbury,
Many thanks for your kind remarks. It's always nice to know when one's work is appreciated by peers of the realm.
Yours Sincerely
TH
Hi I'am sarah
I have been skating for about a year and the boys at the skate park think i am stupid and think i should be doing dancing or something what do you think?

Sarah,
I think they're right.
TH
dear tony
I playing ur game and see dat you don't look the sam in the games as you site. i tink you are hott. do yuo wear a mask? i think you are the best. i can olly and on my skat bord i can also do an olly bone-to-bone cornbread. i want to know if you can cum to howse and jump on my ramp and then we go for ice-creem and walk along the beech and wach the sun set.
irie love Billy Sixx
p,.s can u make a rollerblading game so is can play too games and not won.

Dear Billy,
If I came to your house, jumped on your ramp and then went for an ice cream and a walk along the beach to see the sunset, you have absolutely no idea how much trouble I'd get into.
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hi tony!
cool u pleaze provide me with a crack 4 ur game? you
rule man!!!
you really rule a lot!!
gracias amigo!
Pakito.

Pakito,
I would happily supply you with some crack if I could get hold of any.
TH
PS. I don't rule that much. Only in Ecuador and a small island off Denmark. (I like to think of myself as a benevolent dictator)
HEY TONY I'M ERIK ALLISON,I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN CALLED LONE TREE IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHY IT'S CALLED LONE TREE E-MAIL ME BACK AT erik*****@mchsi.com, NOW THE REAL REASON I E-MAILED YOU WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT THE IDEA FOR "The 900", AND HOW YOU DO IT.ONCE AGAIN MY E-MAIL ADRESS IS erik*****@mchsi.com.

Hi Eric,
Could you let me know what your email address is again.
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